WHO DID WHAT

Issue 1 - July 1980:

Cars Can Run On Blood - Red Wassenich
First Man Walks On Typewriter - Craig Van Dyck
Clonfidential - CVD
Classifieds - RW
Boocks Bukes Buques - CVD
Horoscope - RW
I Heart NY - Gerry Mooney
TV Tits - CVD
Give To The Pinhead Fund - GM

Issue 2 - August 1980:

Oil Discovered In Hell - RW
Test Tube President Proposed - RW
Clonfidential - CVD
Ask Doctor Rotcod - RW
Apocalytic Bridge - John White
Red Study Indicates Mirrors Cause Cancer - RW
TV Received From Crab Nebula - RW
Human Heads Joined to Animal Bodies - CVD
Guidelines For Dating Fossil Man - RW
Gravity - GM
The Sniper - GM

Issue 3 - September 1980:

Elvis Bought Death Drugs - RW
President Has Dream - CVD
Words Can Be Fun! - CVD
Jackie O Coughs Up Hairball - RW
Today is the First Day - GM
Pseudo-Nazi Group Exposed - RW
TV Tits - CVD
Jillsy and Marg - GM
We'll Be Right Back - GM

Issue 4 - October 1980:

Ayatollah Khomeini to Wed Brooke Shields - CVD
New Borough Discovered in NY - RW
God Reveals His Beauty Secrets - CVD
Physical Anthropologists Walk Off Job - RW
Boocks Bukes Buques - CVD
Cartoon - GM
You Bother The Stars - RW
How You Beat Your Children - RW
Crossword Puzzle - CVD
Reincarnation: Fact, Myth or What? - GM

Issue 5 - November 1980:

Rupert Murdoch Buys Greenwich Mean Times - RW
Revolution In Vertigo Heights - CVD
Ask Warren - Steve Golub
How to Pick the Right Opinions - CVD
Math Quiz - CVD
Shows Designer Brains - RW
Cartoon - GM
Help Save the Whales! - GM
What A Planet! - GM

Issue 6 - December 1980:

Header Cartoon - GM
"Publish or Perish" Says Prexy-elect Nixon - RW
Time Runs Out - CVD
Tell Me Why Not - CVD
TV Tits - CVD
Lectures For The Blind - RW
Banalia, Malaysia Trade Pointless Barbs - CVD
Cooking With Tobacco - RW
Cartoon - GM
Santa Claus is Coming to Town - GM

Issue 7 - January 1981:

Voyeur III Hijacked - CVD
George Washington Knew Judo - RW
The Great Kwestian's Predictions For 1981 - CVD
Polish Jokes - GM
Untitled, by Anonymous - RW
Cartoon - GM
You Bother The Stars! - RW
News As It Happens - RW
Tempers Flicker in Banalia and Malaisia - CVD
Swinging Singles Calendar - CVD/GM

Issue 8 - February 1981:

Mafia Controls the Animal Kingdom - RW
White House Going Co-op - CVD
Religious Belief in Malaisia - CVD
Civil Baseball - RW
Cartoon - GM
Banalia and Malaisia Cross Words - CVD
Apocalypso - RW/GM
TV Tits - CVD
Bus Drivers of the Month - CVD/GM
Jillsy and Marg - GM
The Commandments (Take 10) - GM

Issue 9 - March 1981:

Cult Nut Blows Top - RW
Banalia And Malaisia - CVD
Reds Split Double Header - RW
Wayne Newton Wears A Bladder Bag - CVD
Speak, Reader - CVD
Immortal New Films In Brief - Brown Furlow
How to Recognize Your Anima - CVD
Obits In Pieces - RW
Boocks Bukes Buques - CVD
Cartoon - Meg Gates
TV Life - GM
GMT Subscription ad - CVD/RW/GM

Issue 10 - May 1981:

Malaisians To Perform Sex in Space - CVD
Nervous Energy Shortage - RW
The Moral Moron Sez - GM
The Effects of The Way We Treated Them - CVD
Break This Code - CVD
Top Scientist Reveals - RW
Why There Was No April Issue - CVD
Stop Picking Your Brain! - RW/GM
Boocks Bukes Buques - CVD
Nutty Side Effects Of A Nuclear Holocaust - RW
Pigfoot - MG